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team info
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LOCATION | MEDELLIN, COLOMBIA | |
GENERAL MANAGER | GUSTAVO VELEZ | |
GM GRADE | A- | |
LEAGUE RECORD | 33-22-2 | |
LAST SEASON WIN % | .711 | |
FRANCHISE VALUE | $1,066,062,500.00 |
4th | 4th | T-4th |
|---|---|---|
Total Wins (33) | Win % (.596) | # Playoffs (2) |
Meet the GM
Shaka, the sensual beast, was the first man to beat, due to him being the champion of the "No-No-Noriel League," the spiritual predecessor to the G.O.A.T. League. Shaka has been very consistent throughout his career in the G.O.A.T. League, being one of the four GMs who have made the playoffs every year. Last season, the pansexxxual, finished as runner-up, after falling to Dr. Medina, GM of Sangre Nueva, in a very close final that was decided by rebounds, as Jarrett Allen decided to grab only 3 rebounds in the end. After a poor draft due to a lack of picks, and after trading his elders LeBron James and Kevin Durant for Jason Tatum on draft day, the sexy, sexy, sensual one is looking to give his team a new image while remaining competitive. Can the sugar baby of single mothers keep his playoff streak alive?
MEET THE KEEPERS
TEAM CAPTAIN
WARDELL STEPHEN
CURRY
KEVIN
DURANT
LEBRON
JAMES
DEVIN
BOOKER
SEASON HISTORY
SEASON | TEAM | RECORD | RANK | WIN % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
2023-24 | TEAM SHAKA | 13-5-1 | 🥈 | .711 |
2022-23 | TEAM SHAKA | 14-5 | 4TH | .737 |
2021-22 | TEAM SHAKA | 6-12-1 | 9TH | .342 |
Draft History
2024 | TEAM | PICK | 2023 | TEAM | PICK | 2022 | team | PICK | 2021 | TEAM | PICK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
ALEX SARR | WAS | 10 | AUSTIN REAVES | LAL | 36 | John Collins | ATL | 4 | Karl-Anthony Towns | MIN | 6 |
AUSTIN REAVES | LAL | 29 | GARY TRENT JR. | TOR | 63 | Jerami Grant | POR | 25 | Domantas Sabonis | IND | 19 |
NAZ REID | MIN | 77 | MARK WILLIAMS | CHA | 70 | Jamal Murray | DEN | 32 | Zach LaVine | CHI | 30 |
BOBBY PORTIS | MIL | 78 | JOSH HART | NYK | 71 | Buddy Hield | SAC | 36 | Kyle Lowry | MIA | 43 |
AYO DOSUNMU | CHI | 98 | IVICA ZUBAC | LAC | 78 | Lauri Markkanen | UTA | 46 | Jonas Valanciunas | NOP | 54 |
ROBERT DILLINGHAM | MIN | 102 | BOGDAN BOGDANOVIC | ATL | 98 | Cole Anthony | ORL | 53 | Caris LeVert | CLE | 67 |
AARON NESMITH | IND | 111 | PATRICK WILLIAMS | CHI | 99 | Caris LeVert | CLE | 56 | Kemba Walker | NYK | 78 |
CHRISTIAN BRAUN | DEN | 116 | RUI HACHIMURA | LAL | 112 | Ivica Zubac | LAC | 60 | Robert Covington | LAC | 91 |
KELLY OLYNYK | TOR | 123 | TERANCE MANN | LAC | 126 | Kyle Lowry | MIA | 78 | Klay Thompson | GSW | 102 |
LEBRON JAMES | LAL | KEEPER | LAURI MARKKANEN | UTA | KEEPER | Rudy Gobert | MIN | KEEPER | Daniel Gafford | WAS | 115 |
DEVIN BOOKER | PHX | KEEPER | ANTHONY DAVIS | LAL | KEEPER | Anthony Davis | LAL | KEEPER | Seth Curry | PHI | 126 |
STEPHEN CURRY | GSW | KEEPER | KEVIN DURANT | PHX | KEEPER | Kyrie Irving | BKN | KEEPER | Luguentz Dort | OKC | 139 |
KEVIN DURANT | PHX | KEEPER | STEPHEN CURRY | GSW | KEEPER | Karl-Anthony Towns | MIN | KEEPER | Victor Oladipo | MIA | 150 |