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LOCATION | ROSARIO, ARGENTINA | |
GENERAL MANAGER | ANIEL VELEZ | |
GM GRADE | C- | |
COACH & SCOUT | DONALD TRUMP & LISHA | |
LEAGUE RECORD | 26-30-1 | |
LAST SEASON WIN % | .184 | |
FRANCHISE VALUE | $935,307,500.00 |
8th | 8th | t-4th |
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Total Wins (26) | Win % (.465) | # Playoffs (2) |
Meet the GM
Champion of Champions! Against all odds, defying every prediction and surpassing all expectations, Aniel “El Ojo” emerged victorious in the championship series last season. The enigma surrounding his triumph only adds to his legendary status. He swiftly validated his reputation as a winner, leaving no room for doubt. While the keeper rankings may label Sky Dancer as the weakest team, who are we to pass judgment? After all, Aniel has already proven us wrong on numerous occasions. Aniel also has a long-standing rivalry with Commissioner Jean Czerniak, although it has resulted in nothing of note thus far. He also enjoys butt-fucking friends in trades. It will be interesting to see how Aniel performs this season without his right hand Harry.
SEASON HISTORY
SEASON | TEAM | RECORD | Rank | WIN % |
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2023-24 | Sangre Nueva Inc. | 14-4-1 | 13th | .184 |
2022-23 | Sky Dancers | 12-7 | 🏆 | .632 |
2021-22 | Sky Dancers | 11-8 | 5th | .579 |
Draft History
2023 | POS | TEAM | 2022 | pos | team | 2021 | POS | TEAM |
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D'ANGELO RUSSELL | G | LAL | Jalen Green | G | HOU | Jayson Tatum | F | BOS |
JADEN IVEY | G | DET | Nic Claxton | C | BKN | Donovan Mitchell | G | UTA |
BOJAN BOGDANOVIC | G,F | DET | Jordan Clarkson | G | UTA | Devin Booker | G,F | PHX |
CHRISTIAN WOOD | F | LAL | Bobby Portis | F,C | MIL | Ja Morant | G | MEM |
DENNIS SCHROEDER | G | TOR | Derrick White | G | BOS | DeMar DeRozan | F | CHI |
SADDIQ BEY | F | ATL | Marcus Morris Sr. | F,C | LAC | D'Angelo Russell | G | MIN |
DERECK LIVELY | C | DAL | Victor Oladipo | G,F | MIA | Andre Drummond | C | CHI |
KELLY OUBRE JR. | F | PHI | Brandon Clarke | F | MEM | Kelly Olynyk | F,C | DET |
JARACE WALKER | F | IND | Duncan Robinson | G,F | MIA | Steven Adams | C | NYK |
ANFERNEE SIMONS* | G | POR | Deandre Ayton* | C | PHX | Wendell Carter Jr. | F,C | ORL |
TYLER HERRO* | G | MIA | Nikola Vucevic* | C | CHI | Lauri Markkanen | F | CLE |
NIC CLAXTON* | C | BKN | Anthony Edwards* | G,F | MIN | Davis Bertans | F | DAL |
EVAN MOBLEY* | F,C | CLE | Jayson Tatum* | F | BOS | T.J. Warren | F | IND |
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