Wonderful Team

Pablo Colon

A Puerto Rican fantasy basketball legend—and currently the highest-paid GM in the league. A devoted disciple of the green numbers, Wonderful Team is permanently open for business. He hunts profitable trades, accumulates value, and has developed a habit of collecting players capable of completely throwing the competitive balance of the league out of alignment. Numbers matter. Value matters. And there is always another deal to be made. If your phone rings and the first thing you hear is— “Papito…” Hang up. Immediately.