Team Shaka

Gustavo Velez

A certified menace with a well-documented weakness for mothers—single or married. He also offers a reasonably priced personal-training program, although alternative forms of payment have allegedly been discussed. Men need not apply. Behind the extracurricular activities, however, is a consistently competitive GM known for calculated, effective moves. Shaka rarely makes noise without a purpose, and when he makes a move, there’s usually a plan behind it. Hide your trade targets. And possibly your mother.